Lenny's Life Lessons

Hello, dearest San Saba loves, and how are you? As I am writing this, I am wondering if I should don a life jacket and perhaps consider perfecting my dog paddle. Yep, the skies have yet again sprung a leak, and the electrical system up there has serious problems! Things have gotten so bad lately, I periodically have mom check my spots to make sure they are not mold!

The rain has brought some unwelcome guests, and unfortunately, mom found out the hard way by stepping right in the middle of their home…Fire ants! If I ever wondered why they are called fire ants, I don’t anymore because they were crawling all over her and she danced all over the yard as if she was on fire! Now the woman is a mess of freckles and little puss pockets; not a great look!

I was manning my post in the window the other day when a woman entered our yard! I sounded the alarm immediately. Mom looked out and anticipated a knock at our door, but silence ensued. I watched her go into our backyard and continued my siren sound. Well, after a few moments, the lady walks out of our backyard with a little Yorkie! I turned to mom with the most incredulous expression on my dachshund face and said… “I had no idea we grew those in our backyard!”

Mandy came and kidnapped mom the other day, but she assured me it was for good reason. She said something about this thing called Mission San Saba, donating her bicycle, and a bunch of furniture we had in storage from Houston. I have a question, my adorable readers, do you think there would ever be a good reason for someone putting you in a cage? Yeah, I thought not! Could you please let mom know?

I love you so very much, dear ones! I have so much fun talking to you each week and thank you for putting up with my silliness! We love you to chicken bits!

Lenny